July 31st, 2016 | Season 0 | 1 hr 48 secs
bargain, bernie sanders, bingo, birthday, dating, daughter, dicks, duckfetish, ducks, dukes of hazard, episode, father, gift, halloween, hipsteremo, john cougar mellancamp, kids, nude beach, onfappingpond, peer pressure, pony, prince, std
When we are children, we spend most of our days and hours just dreaming about two things: our birthdays and Christmas; unless you don’t celebrate those things. But for most of us, those are the two things we focus on. Our entire brain is consumed with magical visions of amazing gifts… and then we usually just get gift cards. Childhood is pretty dumb.